Garbageland Podcast

New Blog Website

2011-12-12T23:19:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone! Blogger is laggy and relatively unused by those within our demographic. So unfortunately, we have MOVED. Season II of garbageland will still be available at Podomatic.com however, the blog will no longer be available on blogger as of this Friday. We've moved to TUMBLR... And no we're not hipsters but unfortunately for us this blog community is a little more on the level and less saturated. SPREAD THE WORD not the clap.

GARBAGELAND ON TUMBLR

Sincerely,

Brooke E.

No more?

2011-11-25T21:41:00.001-08:00

Helloo everyone. As you may have noticed the podcast has been out of commission for a while. Well.. it will probably stay that way. Some unfortunate things have happened (no one is dead) that may cause a restructuring of the show under a different name... In which case, you will be notified. Until further notice, PEACE MOTHERFUCKERS. I hope you enjoyed the show.

All Gone!

2011-11-21T21:37:00.001-08:00

Yep, I said it and it shall be done. ALL of the podcasts are now officially gone from the podomatic site. If you downloaded them, then good on you. If you didn't, well, maybe next time you'll listen. Go to the corner.

Anyway stay tuned we'll be back for season two shortly.

Epsiode 12: "He's the guy on the Dance Floor Standing like a Cactus"

2011-11-18T23:04:00.001-08:00

Hello, everyone. As you all know we're currently working on a feature film entitled WORM. As such, all of us (even the guests) have been very busy. However, later is better than never.

In this Week's Episode:
Special Guest: Hunter Jones

"He's the Guy on the Dance Floor standing like a Cactus"

John and Brooke discuss being tased, Hunter is concerned about Jeremy's well-being in LA. John Goes to Hollywood and fails miserably on the Dance Floor. Hunter can't pitch himself to direct Pocahontas III: Cyborgs and Indians. Brooke, Julian and Hunter still don't forgive Michael Vick. Julian reviews the Dexter books. Hunter accuses Julian of script Neglect and John fails some more with women when he can't impress a Shooter Girl.

garbagelandpodcast@gmail.com

Updates and BRAND NEW Garbageland Episode 11: "You're so weak you can't even break Chalk!"

2011-11-07T00:09:00.000-08:00

This podcast was recorded two weeks ago after John and I returned from visiting with the Occupiers at Occupy Nashville. Which was about 12am so I apologize for the lackluster attitudes but we're fucking tired OKAY?! We've been on temporary hiatus for the last two weeks and as a make up for this lapse in podcast content, I have made this podcast extra long. A whopping hour and five minutes and as such means that I have also NOT edited it down to bare bones as usual. Longer is automatically better right? We'll see.

Just a reminder, all podcasts pre-November 2nd will be disappearing by the next podcast release(I.E. Next Thursday). Download them if you would like to listen to them again at a later date. Until we can get a backup for all the previous episodes, we're limited to how much space we use on podomatic.com.

Within the following week, I will be releasing 2 special not-so-funny episodes of Garbageland with audio taken directly from the Occupy Nashville General Assembly. This audio was taken the night of the first arrests on Legislative Plaza, so if you are wondering about the Occupy movement, this is a good place to start learning.

New podcasts will now be released on Thursday nights.

Thank you and good night.
~Brooke E.

In this week's episode:
Special Guest: Jeremy Pearce

Brooke and John return from briefly Occupying Nashville. We learn that there is an extent to what Jeremy will do to save his mother's life. Julian and the group discuss their own irrational lawmaking. John And Brooke discuss problems with protesters and police. Julian and Jeremy go improving, and Jeremy shares more stories about harassing his brother.

Temporary Hiatus

2011-11-03T23:04:00.000-07:00

Hello, good people. As you all know we're currently working on a film entitled Worm. As such John, Julian and myself have been increasingly busy for the past 2 weeks. I haven't had time to record and cut a podcast lately, but will return to doing so shortly. Thank you and Goodnight.

No Podcast this week

2011-10-26T22:37:00.000-07:00

My apologies. John Ferguson didn't call me again. Also, we're currently very busy with filming and getting ready for WORM. I don't know when we will be recording another one but hopefully sometime this week, we'll see if John calls.

~Brooke

Sorry, folks we'll be removing the old podcasts soon.

2011-10-22T00:31:00.000-07:00

Hello, friends. As you know we publish our podcast via podomatic.com. However, Podomatic has a limit to which they will allow us to publish before we have to start deleting the podcasts. So as of November 2nd I will be removing all podcasts prior to Episode 9. My suggestion to those of you who like to listen to the podcast more than once (or would like to hold on to them for the later blackmail of John Ferguson) is to download them permanently either via Itunes OR by going to the Podomatic website and clicking the "download episode" button. I also suggest subscribing through Itunes so that you don't have to visit either here or there to listen every week.

Tell your friends about us or we'll all cry... Well, John will.

~Brooke E.

Garbageland Episode 10: Jeremy and the Wind-Powered Fan

2011-10-20T22:12:00.000-07:00

Hello, friends. Better late than never, eh? Welcome to the Illness episode wherein Julian and Brooke are sick and John is not.

Special Guests: Doug and Jeremy

In this week's Episode:

John returns from his trip to LA dressed as a Hipster and mistreatment ensues. Brooke feels no sympathy for the suicidal and famous. Jeremy pitches ideas and inventions that have already been invented in the 1800's, the group discusses Necrophiliacs and Doug tells of his scary dreams. Jeremy tells the worst story in the world regarding his fear of roller coasters and the group debates the pros and cons of George Romero and running zombies. Jeremy relives without regret the stories of tying his brother to various objects and getting hockey checked by his mom.

Definitely no podcast today.

2011-10-19T08:35:00.000-07:00

Sorry, folks I was too sick all week to record and cut a podcast. (Also, one of our hosts who shall remain nameless, has failed to call or text me at all.) Will put a new one up sometime this week though.

~Brooke E.

Apologies.

2011-10-16T13:40:00.000-07:00

Hi, friends. This week's podcast MAY be late. I have come down with a terrible illness that sucks and unfortunately, it has wrecked my voice. Normally this wouldn't be a huge problem, but I literally can't speak for more than 2 seconds without choking. Some people might be excited about that and those people are mean. Also, you should know that if I were to do a podcast I run the potential of getting everyone involved ill... So we don't want that. But, I promise that if I am feeling better, I will put up a brand new podcast or at least an old one you've never heard.

Regards,

Garbage Land Episode 9: "Chicken Suit at a Chicken Restaurant that has a chicken problem"

2011-10-12T11:57:00.000-07:00

In this week's episode John explains why he's feeling so down. Doug returns from LA to share the tales of accidentally spilling pee on himself via McDonalds cup. Brooke shares the story of what could have ended in her being an internet meme and her encounter with a "ghostly fruitbasket" while Doug explains his reason for not believing in ghosts. John takes it personally when Doug and Jeremy return a month early to work on the feature film Worm. Julian discusses a mysterious comedy note... AND MUCH MORE! Spooky soundtrack by Gerard-Adam on Freesound.org

Garbageland Episode 8: If you Spread your buttcheeks they'll put you in Jail.

2011-10-05T19:07:00.000-07:00

Special Guests: Shane and Dallas

In this week's episode John, Brooke and Julian (THE HOSTS OF THE SHOW) are joined once again by Shane and later by the much parodied Dallas. Shane discusses his inability to be a swinger, and the group discusses sex with dolphins (it's a bad idea). Dallas drops by to talk about his tattoos, and Brooke suggests he not go back in time to the Wild West. John and Shane have differing opinions on whether to go gay for pay and Dallas has a discussion with his favorite person: Himself.

The Return of Doug and Jeremy??

2011-10-04T15:06:00.000-07:00

As some of you may know: Julian, John, Myself and the Untrademarked gang will all be working on a feature film this November. As such, Jeremy and Doug who have moved to LA will be returning to Nashville for a few months to shoot said film. Naturally, it would seem there would be a wondrous opportunity to have Jeremy and Doug back on the show (Doug was featured in Episode 4 and Jeremy in Episode 2). Well, as it turns out Shane (Episode 7) mildly irritated Jeremy with his comments about the film: "Mind your P's and Q's". Shane will be back on another episode to publicly apologize but Jeremy may not return to the podcasting world.... FOREVER. So let's hope this apology is a good one.

In the mean time, we invite you to view and make your own opinions about the video in question.

Mind Your P's and Q's from Untrademarked Productions on Vimeo.

email comments to: Garbagelandpodcast@gmail.com

Episode 7: Supplemental Materials

2011-09-30T19:18:00.000-07:00

If you have listened to Podcast #7 then you have heard special guest, Shane O'Brien doling out some harsh criticisms in regards to a picture John took of himself on his phone... We don't like to leave our listeners in the dark so here it is:

Garbageland Episode 7: "Come on, Biscuit!"

2011-09-27T23:13:00.000-07:00

Dear Listeners,

It has recently come to my attention that there may be some confusion regarding the format of the show. For the record, this show has not one, not two but THREE hosts: Myself (Brooke E.), John Ferguson, and Julian. Also for the record, I am not sure how said confusion initially arose... Sure, we've had some repeat guests, but one would assume that if the same three people are always members of the panel that those three people are in fact hosts and whatnot. Hope this clears things up. And if it doesn't God (whichever you choose or choose not to believe in) help us all...

Sincerely,
Brooke E.

Garbageland Episode 7
This week's guest: Shane O'Brien

The hosts are joined this week by Shane O'Brien who you may (or may not, and shame on you if you don't) remember from the short film: WORM and various other films from Untrademarked Productions. Shane tells tales of bathroom mischief and strange behavior, Brooke exploits homosexual insecurities, and John ruins Shane's potential of "locking this shit down" with a lovely lady. Shane receives a strange and racist phone call, and the hosts learn that Hunter ( Episode 6) is immune to Shane's talents in the arena of peer pressure.

Email us at: garbagelandpodcast@gmail.com

Special request.

2011-09-22T12:06:00.000-07:00

Hello, friends. If you have listened to the last podcast, you know that Untrademarked Productions is currently seeking funding for a feature film: Worm. This film is based on the short (which you can watch in a previous post), which was made for a mere $100.00. I will be playing a role in the creation of this film (Art Direction), as will Julian (VFX Supervisor) and even John has a role in the movie (he's an actor), so we here at Garbageland implore you to give even a small amount of money to help us create what will be a truly unique film. And guess what you get stuff for doing so. WOW! You can see the complete list of stuff you can get at the indiegogo website located:

RIGHT HERE! SEE IT? IT'S RIGHT HERE! CLICK HERE!!!!!!

Thanks, Cool Dudes.

~Brooke E.

Podcast #1

2011-09-21T17:47:00.001-07:00

Podcast #1 is currently down due to some minor issues but will return shortly.

~Brooke E.

Garbageland Episode 6: "You have to take a naked humping... From Shadow" Now up!

2011-09-21T17:46:00.000-07:00

In this week's episode:

Special Guests: Dave F. and introducing Hunter

The group discusses a new phenomenon in Nashville: Rampant Pornographers on Craigslist. Julian discusses his negative encounters with birds,Hunter brings the show down with a terrible story about animal hoarders, and John reveals the real John Ferguson. Brooke tells another lurid tale from the porn store: The tale of Lickety-Split and Julian discusses his surprising experiences with racism in the south. The group discusses Pat Robertson and John reveals a troubling childhood story.

New Podcast Wednesdays.

2011-09-19T21:01:00.000-07:00

Yeah, that's the day they come out... Every week. If you have a hard time remembering, AND you don't want to sign up on Podomatic, you can always subscribe via Itunes by clicking HERE and simply hitting the "Subscribe with Itunes" button (located on the right side of the screen). We appreciate your kindness... Sort of.

Thank you and Goodnight.

~Brooke E.

Episode 5: "My name's James. I like dogs." Now up!

2011-09-14T14:09:00.000-07:00

Episode 5: "My name's James. I like dogs."

Special guest: Brent M.

In this week's epsiode thrill as the group discusses John's sad (VERY VERY) sad attempt at throwing a house party that no one attends. We learn that John's recent obsession with people shitting their pants is not so recent. The group plays a lovely game of "2 truths and 1 Lie" regarding things John's mother has said to him. The group defines the epitome of "loser", Brent recounts a terrible mishap whilst moving a shelf, and John thinks Brent has never been sympathetic towards another human being in his life.

Required Materials:

We talk quite a bit about the short films some of us have made in this episode, so as is proper please feel free to view them :D

John in "Sadness Party":

First, this is the fabled video of John's terrible sadness party. Notice the lack of other human beings.

John's Party from Brent Montgomery on Vimeo.

The Pugilist:

Second up, we have Brent Montgomery's (who also is the star of the film) Production 4: The Pugilist. John plays the referee and even shaved his head into that of a bald man for this lovely film. It really is great. You should watch it. Also John's dad makes an appearance as The Bronson Bullet...

The Pugilist by Brent Montgomery from Brent Montgomery on Vimeo.

Brotherly Love:

Next up, we talk about a movie in this podcast which made John's poor mother LEAVE the screenings out of embarrassment. Watch it and be embarrassed for her. I present to you: Brotherly Love, a John Ferguson film.

Brotherly Love from John Ferguson on Vimeo.

The Plumpers:

Last and probably least, I'm not sure because I can't be bothered to actually make an informed decision, John's Production 2: The Plumpers. Starring John's father. Who we've talked so often about....

Plumpers from John Ferguson on Vimeo.

Subscribe to the podcast on itunes!

It's really easy, just head on over to the Garbageland Podcast page and click SUBSCRIBE VIA ITUNES...

Thank you and goodnight!

Episode 4 has been up for some time!

2011-09-11T18:06:00.000-07:00

Hi, everybody! Episode 4 has been up since last Wednesday, however, I have been slacking off in a major way and failed to update the blog (sad face).

Garbageland Episode 4: "If I have a companion... I'm F*#%in' 'em"
Special Guests: Doug and Dave F.

Doug and John recount their recent adventure in Florida doing behind the scenes video work for a cheerleading squad and Doug lets everyone know just how great John is at talking to the ladies. Doug and John meet a new friend, and the group discusses their recent victory at the 48 hour film competition (Nashville). John shares a technique passed down by his brother on how to "process a fart" and Brooke poses a disturbing question to the group.

Required Materials:

View the award winning film:

Worm from Untrademarked Productions on Vimeo.

If you enjoyed this film contribute to Untrademarked Productions' newest endeavor: A feature film based upon this very short AND get some really cool stuff for doing so!
Find out how you can help here!

Episode 3.5 is up!

2011-09-07T09:14:00.000-07:00

Because it's Labor day and because we feel like it, please enjoy this "Twofer" (two for one) edition of Garbageland. ALL NEW EPISODE WILL STILL BE AVAILABLE WEDNESDAY!

Episode 3: "John Ferguson: Mouse Murderer"
Special Guest: Dave F.

John, Brooke and Julian are joined by the eccentric Dave for this short episode. Julian delights with his amazing impressions and Brooke talks about high school as a John Hughes movie. John recounts the worst thing he has ever done and similar tales of self-lamentation ensue. The group watches "Dead Squirrel Girl" in horror.

Episode 3.5: "Who wants to play 'You have Asperger's?"
Special Guests: Jeremy "FABLE" Pearce and Dave F.
After telling the hosts that Dave has Aspergers Syndrome as a joke, the hosts put Jeremy (and Dave) on the spot to conduct a super-scientific AQ test with shocking results.

Submitted for your approval...

2011-09-06T14:55:00.000-07:00

So, I don't have the stomach to upload the pictures but here's the video! Beware of the images at the end, not quite as bad as the real thing, but still pretty terrible.

~Brooke E.

Garbageland Episode 2: "JOHN, TURN IT AWAY! TURN IT AWAY!" now available YOU ARE SO EXCITED!

2011-08-31T21:34:00.000-07:00

Hooray! All New Garbageland!

In This Episode:

Special Guest: F.A.B.L.E. (also known as Jeremy)

John, Brooke, Julian and Jeremy wish they could say 'gay'. The hosts learn about Jeremy's carnivorous relationship with a Winnie the Pooh Book, and Jeremy tells the tale of saving a troubled teen by thwarting a suicide. John speaks of a rather terrible incident after the 48 hour Film Competition: Shitting his pants... Made even worse by the fact that he provides pictures.

Remember to subscribe to Garbageland on Podomatic ! Keep our hits up!

Thank you and goodnight!

~Brooke E.

Updates.

2011-08-31T00:32:00.000-07:00

Updates to Blog and Podomatic site finished..... NOW. You're welcome, universe.

Podomatic

Thank you and Goodnight.

~Brooke E.

Garbageland Episode 1: "Ass Preserves" is now available! YOU ARE EXCITED!

2011-08-27T23:05:00.000-07:00

Garbageland

Every Week Nashville's finest nobodies get together to discuss everything from film, art and pop culture to politics and the awkward situation of shitting your pants as an adult. Featuring guests of the creative and strange variety, each episode is sure to please some one.... We're just not sure who.

Hosted by:
John Ferguson (Actor/ Public Access TV guy),
Julian (Composite Animator/ Zappa Enthusiast) and
Brooke E. (Illustrator/Professional Nuisance).

In this week's episode:

John, Brooke and Julian labor in the task of introducing the podcast, John discusses sharing the emotionally disturbing video "One Man One Jar" with his Grandmother, our hosts discuss the bizarre death of a bear trainer, John reveals a deep dark family secret and Julian does impressions of America's favorite dead president.

Come get to know... and dislike us.

Please direct praise/hate mail to: garbagelandpodcast@gmail.com

New Episodes go up after 6pm every Wednesday. Please remember to subscribe through podomatic, help us keep our hits up.

Thank you and goodnight.

~Brooke E.